Army VS Airforce

In honor of the Army-Air Force game:

Army/Air Force Mentality

An Army infantry soldier stands in the rain with a large rucksack on his back, weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This sucks."

An Army Airborne Ranger, standing waist deep in the rain with a 80 pound pack on his back, weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, says with a smile, "I like the way this sucks!"

A Special Forces soldier lies in the mud, 120 pound pack on his back, weapon in hand, after swimming 6 miles to shore, crawling through a swamp and marching 24-miles at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin, while biting the head off a snake "This really sucks, I wish it could suck more....."

An Air Force Pilot flying over the battlefield, the rain is pouring down, looks down at the soldiers below and says: "Sure sucks down there!"

An Air Force Officer sits in an easy chair in his air conditioned, carpeted room and says to his friend, "Man.. Cable's out! This sucks!"